Biscuit Replicator Letter to Max

Letters to the Editor -Installations

The letters keep pouring in about our Biscuit Replicator- here’s one:

Dear Heidi and Max, Thank you for your prompt service in delivering our new Acme Biscuit Replicator

Amazingly, the three semi-tractor trailer rigs pulled up to my masters house exactly 1 week to the day after they signed the second mortgage papers for phase one of your easy financing plan.

I am writing this note by ‘paw’ because there was a wee problem during the installation and testing procedure. It looked as if some dog had drooled on the set up manual (page 426) where it describes how to connect the reactor unit to the high speed biscuit shoot tube. My masters couldn’t make out if it was the green or red wire which was supposed to go to lug #1. So… they guessed.

Anyway, in my opinion the town looks ever so much better without all the tall buildings. There’s now so much more room to play stick!

Also, my master suffered a mild concussion when we finally powered up. He apparently never saw the warning sticker about the incredible speed at which your nifty little device delivers the fresh, hot homemade biscuits. He is expected to make a complete recovery.

As a final note, we expect power to be restored to what is left of our little town by next week when I’ll update you by e-mail as to how we are making out. All communications both in and out of the town are being attended to around the clock. Thanks again,
‘Goldie’

Dear Goldie,
As you’ve probably guessed by now it was the ‘red’ wire.
/Max

Advertisement