Grip-Ums

The Grip-Um Company

This month Heidi and I are pleased to welcome our newest sponsor – The Grip-Um Company, makers of the strap-on ‘Grip Rite Paw Covers’. The world’s only paw covers that are GUARANTEED to get you out of the Vet’s office FAST!

When you see that needle coming at you and you need to make a quick get-away, don’t settle for imitations – get genuine Grip Rites.

Don’t take our word for it! Listen to what other dogs just like you have to say about Grip Rite Paw Covers:

I haven’t had a shot or ANY organ removed since I bought my Grip Rites! I love ‘em!
Tiny – Boston Mass

It took 3 Vets and 6 Technicians an hour to peel me off the ceiling…. these paw covers are mondo!
Ellie – Hartford, Conn

Neutered??? Thanks to Grip Rites I wasn’t around long enough even to find out what it means!
Biffy- Portland Oregon

The Tech Stuff-
How do Grip Rites work? Grip Rites are patented paw covers that use the most advanced computer designed ‘micro-suction’ technology.

First introduced in Europe to aid large dogs who were having trouble chasing those pesky cats in the neighborhood, we have discovered that the real power of these paw covers is in their ability to quickly propel any size dog out of any vet’s office regardless of how slippery they’ve made their floors.
Our dog engineers have re-designed, modified and enhanced the original paw covers from the ground up. We’ve modified and patented the micro suction technology… in other words we’ve done all the hard work so all you have to do is locate an open door or window!

Max and Heidi are the world’s only authorized Grip-Um distributor. We are pleased to offer for the first time these patented miracle Grip Rite Paw Covers. Remember… these are 100% Vet Disapproved! Grip Rites come 3 to a box (Most of you will need 2 boxes) and regularly sell for $29.95!

But this month only (and you’ll have to act now) Grip Rites can be yours for $29.94! Yes… Heidi and didn’t hold back! We’ve slashed the price just for you! To take advantage of this amazing one time offer simply jot your name on the back of a twenty dollar bill and mail it along with your order to-

Max and Heidi
Italian Villa Restoration & Remodeling Fund
Como, Italy

It’s that simple! Please note we highly recommend all dogs using Grip Rite Paw Covers wear adequate head protection.