The Stick Issue!

The Stick issue !

But first the legal stuff. This edition contains explicit details, descriptions and un-retouched photos of actual sticks. Some material may not be suitable for puppies under 16 weeks of age.

-A word from our sponsor
Now a word from our sponsor – The Stickenheimer National Stick Museum. Heidi and I are proud to be associated with this repository for the canine worlds rare, unusual, and one of a kind stick collection. Finally under one roof you can travel through time and see the actual sticks our ancestors played with. Included in the collection are prehistoric sticks, celebrity sticks, sticks in literature, petrified sticks and much more!

This month the Stickenheimer is hosting a special month long exhibit featuring ‘Stickzilla – The Mother of All Sticks’. Stickzilla is arguably the largest stick ever played with by a single Canine. It’s a must see. Open daily from 9 – 5. Admission – Adults 2 biscuits & puppies FREE (must be accompanied by an adult dog)

Heidi and I have been studying sticks for 4 years. We now believe we have uncovered the mystery…

- Where do sticks come from?
Nineteenth century Stickologists have been telling us for years that sticks come from trees but Heidi and I say Pfah! We are certain that sticks are a separate life form! Sure… you often find them in the forest and yes… they are normally located near trees but consider our theory. Sticks are a parasitic life form whose hosts are living trees! That explains why they are found near trees. Have any of you ever seen a stick fall from a tree? Of course not.

Many dogs write to us asking: - I live in a city and sticks are hard to find. What can I do?

A real good question. Fortunately for you city dogs Heidi and I have just released a new product called ‘Canine Stick Seeds’. Yes!

Now you can GROW your own sticks. Do you know how to dig? Great! You’re on your way to the exciting world of Stick Growing. Simply dig a hole, drop in a few ‘Canine Stick Seeds’ and stand back! You can practically see them pop out of the ground. (Actual germination and growing time will vary – usually about 1 dog year)

The good part is they are on sale this month for just $6.99. To simplify our accounting we’ve rounded off the price to $8.00. But the good news doesn’t end there. You’ll also get absolutely FREE Heidi’s new booklet entitled ‘Stick With It. Your Complete Guide to 17 Stick Games From Around The World!’

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