About

I’m a dog – well… what did you expect? Did you think I was actually one of the humans disguising myself as a dog? Get real.

One of the coolest things about the internet and being a dog is that we can get up in the middle of the night and do all sorts of neat things while our human masters are sleeping.

A dog with a blog?? You know, FTP stands for  Fido Transfer Protocol and uploading my blog is as easy as playing fetch.

The darn keyboard was a little dicey at first but now Windows XP (Xtreme Pooch) supports dog keyboards. Six feet wide, but real easy to use.

I know you don’t believe me
Here….wait… I’ll go get my human and let him type something.

Max! You son of a bitch (ed. actually true!) I can’t believe you are eating up my bandwidth with this.. this… I don’t even know what to call it.

Oh, and all you people out there – my dog steals my credit card all the time and buys truckloads of stupid toys. Don’t let him try and sell you anything! He’s a little…. ahem…. strange….

Told you so….

/Max