Custom Dog FolkArt

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My master makes these chew toys ooops…. these beautiful custom folk art sculptures for other humans who really like their dogs.

All you need to do is send him a picture and if I don’t chew it up before he sees it, he will take some wood and make your dog look ten times more talented than he actually is.

This first example is of Lucky (a beautiful white German Shepherd dog) – she is sitting on a chair that is balanced by the bottom dog who is doing a shoulder stand. It is called Yoga Dogs.

Here is another example of Lucky as a juggler and also some examples of Sammy the Beagle!

Sammy the Juggler

By now you are probably wondering how much these custom pieces cost, right? Well – good question and if you really love your dog you wouldn’t ask.  But at Max’s Chronicles we know the human economy has gone to the dogs so it’s OK to ask. Here is how you can contact my master and ask all the boring questions about that money stuff.

These pieces take about 2 weeks to make and they are all hand-made. You can tell my master what you want your dog to be doing and he goes down into the basement, makes a big racket, a big mess and then seems to be happy when it’s done. Humans are so strange.

These make a great gift and for some strange reason humans don’t let us chew these. I wonder why? They are made of wood – what’s the big deal. Some of them even look like they would be cool to fetch. I see a ball, don’t you?? Well… throw it!!!

How do I order one of these??

Good question! All you need to do to get the process started is contact my master. He will email you and find out what you had in mind and ask you to send some pictures of your dog. Then we will make a little sketch for you to see what is in his mind (that’s kinda scary).

Another neat thing he does is take pictures of the whole process so you can see the progress – not exactly a live web cam… because he sometimes works in his underwear (just kidding)… but you can see some examples here.

Dog owners who have purchased these great pieces of one-of-a-kind folk art tend to be 75% happier, better looking, have at least 2 foreign sports cars, 2 or 3 college degrees and 2 homes.

Sammy the Beagle

Hey.. you fit this category so why not get my master off his butt and help him contribute to society like a normal person.